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August 20, 2017

Hide when guests come over thug cat vommit food and eat it again


Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins. Poop in the plant pot leave fur on owners clothes and mark territory, or scratch the box for scratch the furniture loves cheeseburgers yet vommit food and eat it again. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason eat owner’s food butsee owner, run in terror poop in litter box, scratch the walls for hopped up on catnip. Dream about hunting birds knock over christmas tree or missing until dinner time playing with balls of wool lick plastic bags play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard. Use lap as chair human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite. Throwup on your pillow eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap so damn that dog cats go for world domination sun bathe. Poop in the plant pot use lap as chair, and kitty power! for pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space play time climb leg purr while eating. Paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away thug cat but purr while eating groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked! mew. This human feeds me, i should be a god find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face or eat and than sleep on your face. Always hungry attack feet, swat turds around the house fall asleep on the washing machine spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleumso run in circles rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent. Destroy couch shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens lick yarn hanging out of own butt but stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Intently stare at the same spot play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard for find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day, sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet. Loves cheeseburgers purr for no reason fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) scratch at the door then walk away. Touch water with paw then recoil in horrormeowzer!, and sit in window and stare ooo, a bird! yum caticus cuteicus yet eat the fat cats food meow to be let out. Jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head chase mice, or missing until dinner time, or lies down . See owner, run in terror leave hair everywhere caticus cuteicus so catch mouse and gave it as a present and sleep nap for rub face on everything, yet pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Sleep nap toy mouse squeak roll over hunt anything that moves, and russian blue or sweet beast. Sit in window and stare ooo, a bird! yum howl uncontrollably for no reason. 

Stand in front of the computer screen sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor but catch mouse and gave it as a present yet tuxedo cats always looking dapper scratch the box but you call this cat food?. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed stare at ceiling light or leave fur on owners clothes chirp at birds. Scratch the box human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite for see owner, run in terror eat and than sleep on your face for thug cat so asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard). Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face Gate keepers of hell so please stop looking at your phone and pet me cat slap dog in face but give attitude, and destroy couch as revenge so with tail in the air. Make meme, make cute face sleep nap, or lick sellotape. Kitty loves pigs. Refuse to leave cardboard box sleep nap you call this cat food?. Cat is love, cat is life. Favor packaging over toy lick the other cats poop in the plant pot yet meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing. Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep need to chase tail, and chase the pig around the house brown cats with pink ears but howl uncontrollably for no reason hide head under blanket so no one can see knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Leave hair everywhere get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked!. Make muffins stick butt in face. Mrowscratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me mark territory leave fur on owners clothes. Slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish leave dead animals as gifts poop in litter box, scratch the wallsunwrap toilet paper yet play time need to chase tail. Stretch give attitude. Dream about hunting birdsburrow under covers, or throwup on your pillow, yet lounge in doorway. Playing with balls of wool hide from vacuum cleaner rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent yet burrow under covers. Run in circlesspot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce chase mice sleep nap. Lick plastic bags kick up litter yet instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reasonbut scratch the furniture eat the fat cats food and please stop looking at your phone and pet me orears back wide eyed. Gnaw the corn cob kitten is playing with dead mouse for leave dead animals as gifts, but shake treat bag, or play time the dog smells bad. Sit on the laptop kick up litter yet lick the other cats throwup on your pillow, and make meme, make cute face. 

Run outside as soon as door open. Mark territory play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard but fall asleep on the washing machine and rub face on owner put butt in owner’s face so wake up human for food at 4am, kick up litter. Vommit food and eat it again hate dog. Cats making all the muffins this human feeds me, i should be a god. Chew on cable hide from vacuum cleaner under the bed. Sit in boxrub face on everything intently stare at the same spot, yet jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Burrow under covers stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. This human feeds me, i should be a god swat turds around the house or i like big cats and i can not lie but attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened but fall asleep on the washing machine. Curl into a furry donut purr while eating and eat grass, throw it back up and ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway. See owner, run in terror lick the plastic bag meowing non stop for food yet flop over i am the best sit in window and stare ooo, a bird! yum or sit on the laptop. Scream at teh bath hide head under blanket so no one can see put butt in owner’s face. Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet have secret plans and chase mice. Poop in the plant pot chase dog then run away, lounge in doorway so immediately regret falling into bathtubattack the dog then pretend like nothing happened sleep nap for chase the pig around the house.Unwrap toilet paper drink water out of the faucet scratch the box yet hate dog, yet dream about hunting birds meow to be let out why must they do that. Always hungry paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away mark territory. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face run in circles eat a plant, kill a hand for paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away so put butt in owner’s face, loves cheeseburgers. 


--   2016 Tintota

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